Twixt the legs of colossus
Chode scholars on a holiday spree
Captain Lee beams like a fossil
With his red eyed charter, probably 23
The Aegean lit up like a pyre
Its a Lycra laced scene
Waves flicker like flakes in goldschlager
Am I seeing things better left unseen

All hands into the sea
Chadwicks gyro stained tee 
With a flat brim casually
Off brand

I wanna go overboard
I wanna go overboard
I wanna go overboard
I wanna go overboard

The goddess sits back
On the edge of her shell
Cause there’s a story to tell when the
Journey all goes to hell

Lee is fixing his dime store flagon
And adjusting his mast
Recollecting his pieces of eighteen
Aphrodite scowls through a sideways glance
Wayward vessel greets the sunrise
With the coastline concealed
No refusal for a game show pirate
Use that wine and tide, it’s what a tool believes

Line evading the catch
Full steam batten the hatch
Through a squall of vape clouds and Axe
Apollo

I wanna go overboard
I wanna go overboard
I wanna go overboard
I wanna go overboard

Circe’s concocting her magical spell
Cause there’s a rumor to quell
If your cabin starts to smell

Decked out with your daddy’s platinum card
Tags still hanging off but it’s a start
Where you gonna go with all that swag
Keep it In a stylish fanny pack

Seems that my head is underwater
But my mouth is warm and dry
Could Olympus be that far?
Grooving the ouzo shame and squalor
Spinning hard with Fez and Gaucho
At a fish bait mini bar

What the hell is Larry doing now?
Thinks that he’s a golden flying cow
Baby you could be my sea princess
Forge our kingdom on these life preserver vests
Come on baby let me take you out to sea

Seems that the logics baked and twisted
Let the salt caress our bodies
As we dance with Minotaurs
Lee let me hang from your mythical beard
And the let the warm wind slowly guide me
To a clamshell mini bar

Look fast Anchors away
3 more coming your way
Entertaining the locals and gods
Clamshell starting to close
Buy back all of your clothes
Make sure nobody knows
Secrets
Bed sheets wet

I wanna go overboard
I wanna go overboard
I wanna go overboard
I wanna go overboard

We wanna go overboard
I wanna go overboard
They wanna go overboard
I wanna go overboard

You wanna go overboard
I wanna go overboard
She wanna go overboard
I wanna go overboard

He gonna go overboard
Lee’s gonna go overboard